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The Dr Seuss MS Poem

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Stumbler

I love MS it's just so neat

the way it swept me off my feet

I love the pain, I love the numb

and sticking needles in my bum.

 

I love the way my world's a blur

the way I shake , the words I slur.

I love my chair and walker , too

I love MS ....I do.. I do...

 

I love my lazy sleepy days

I shake with joy within my haze

I'm just as happy as can be

It makes me pee and pee and pee

 

I love my legs that will not walk

my twisted tongue that will not talk

I love the way my poop does bind

I do believe I've lost my mind

 

:moonieman:

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John aka Stumbler (as I do fall over!)

Illegitimi non carborundum

 

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming... "Wow! What a ride!"

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Nick

Niceon Stumbler,

 

Nick


Just another Warrior...........

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sharron

that's brill stumbler,describes me to a tee !! lol,tc x

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The Dragonfly

That poem is just perfect!

 

 

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woblyboy

I resemble that poem

 

Splendid, Wb

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Herecomestrouble

Yup that sums it up a treat....very good.

HCT

xxx


I will decide what to put here one day...........brace yourselves........

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Nindancer

The only thing missing from that is time taken visiting doctor/hospital and volume of blood they squeeze out of you! :yuck: (can you tell I'm naffed off?!) lol

 

Otherwise, it's pretty damn accurate :spin:

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