Typing will never be the same again

[woblyboy]

Just when you think you know all the text abbreviations possible, along come these:

 

(_!_) regular arse

 

(__!__) fat arse

 

(!) tight arse

 

(_*_) sore arse

 

(_o_) well used arse

 

(_e=mc2_) smart arse

 

And my favourite for those you want to really tell it to:

 

(_x_) kiss my arse

Edited 10 Dec 2013, 8:28 am by Marina
Copied text from .doc into post :-)

[Reggie]

lt is so enlightening to be able to actually say arse without it being a filtered word. l am going to say it again ARSE.

 

 

You were up early Wb to post this - or had you just got home - after being 'arsed' out.

[Marina]

Only two words are filtered out on this forum, f**k and c***t.

 

Once upon a time, we filtered out "wank", except it would then filter out the following: S****k - when people were trying to talk about the "Swank diet" I could filter it out again, but I can't be arsed...

[The Dragonfly]

That's cute......

 

Jen x

[Shazzie]

I agree F. I am really enjoying this site.

 

I loved your abbreviations Wb. Enjoyed your reply too Marina.

 

 

Shazzie xx

[PaulX]

Only two words are filtered out on this forum, f**k and c***t.

 

Once upon a time, we filtered out "wank", except it would then filter out the following: S****k - when people were trying to talk about the "Swank diet" I could filter it out again, but I can't be arsed...

Not a word that often comes up when discussing MS. Either that or I am not reading the right sub forums. lol

[Herecomestrouble]

Very educational you little 'ginger ninja on wheels' you...

xxx

[woblyboy]

How did you know that tomorrow the 8MPH Veyron powerchair goes back to the manufacturers for the third time having tipped over twice, dumping me unceremoniously on Her Majesty's Highway,and I'm getting a 4MPH Poxy Pavement Pram whilst it's away......WITCH

 

S xx

[Herecomestrouble]

Well I don't attend a physic evening once a week for nothing you know.....................

xxx

[woblyboy]

No chemistry or maths then? I used to enjoy biology with double anatomy practical.

 

S xx

[Nindancer]

I only call my best friend c**t, as it's her favourite word, so I wouldn't say that to just anyone!

 

HCT, I'm liking your style but hoping Wb doesn't need a bandage or anything

 

Sonia x

 

ps. I might change my profile pic for a bit as you've reminded me of something funny

[Herecomestrouble]

Thank you Sonia, if I've raised a smile I am happy.

 

The 'ginger ninja' will be needing much more than a bandage if he carries on with his cheek......I have been told he like a bit of a slap! A very odd young man!

 

What have I reminded you of, go on please tell.

 

xxx

[woblyboy]

YOUNG.........Why thank you madam.Is it not you that's had a slap..... on the brain?

 

S xx

[PaulX]

I only call my best friend c**t, as it's her favourite word, so I wouldn't say that to just anyone

That's a very strange friendship. I'm sure no one would want to be your enemy. Lol

[Nindancer]

So

Only two words are filtered out on this forum, f**k and c***t.

I do know a very funny man, he was recently featured here: http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/comedy/news/comedian-gets-the-last-laugh-over-fcuk-logo-row-8975113.html

I have a pair of shorts.... wondering if they'll be in my next profile picture, shout now if people are likely to be offended.

Sonia x

[Nindancer]

That's a very strange friendship. I'm sure no one would want to be your enemy. Lol

No, it truly is a favourite of hers, I have managed to get her at least 3 birthday cards with the appropriate wording...the best was a picture of David Hassehoff with the caption "Sexy c***t on it, that is something I just can't better! lol

She introduced me to Dave (King Cn*t) in the newspaper article

[Mal]

I had this word printed on t-shirts and jackets as far back as 77 ,perhaps i should

counter sue FC.!......Better run i'm being poked on FB .....I didn't know you could still do it hahaha

[Herecomestrouble]

YOUNG.........Why thank you madam.Is it not you that's had a slap..... on the brain?

 

S xx

I know it's not true, but I have to be nice to you now and again.

xxx

[Nindancer]

I had this word printed on t-shirts and jackets as far back as 77 ,perhaps i should

counter sue FC.!......Better run i'm being poked on FB .....I didn't know you could still do it hahaha

Ha, I'm gonna poke you

[Mal]

Not been poked for at least two years , then three pokes in one night haha

[PaulX]

I used to get a regular poking but now it rarely happens, once in a blue moon.

I used to look forward to being poked, it brightened up my day.

[Mal]

I was going to go mad last night and do a bit of mass poking ,

but it was getting late and i don't think people would be too

pleased if they were woken up by their whistling android phone

 

just to discover i had poked them

[woblyboy]

Now then,I'm a 50 year old Luddite,and Poking means something totally different to whatever it means in this Virtually incomprehensible world.In a much more respectable world poking can be likened to prodding,and rodding is something done to a blocked pipe.....................I'll stop there before I get over-excited.

 

Wb

[Herecomestrouble]

Now then,I'm a 50 year old Luddite,and Poking means something totally different to whatever it means in this Virtually incomprehensible world.In a much more respectable world poking can be likened to prodding,and rodding is something done to a blocked pipe.....................I'll stop there before I get over-excited.

 

Wb

Can you really remember being excited, never mind over-excited!

[woblyboy]

There are many versions of excited,and my long term memory is fine

 

S xx