Poor wife! Funny though.

[Shazzie]

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.

But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer… always something more important to me.

 

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

 

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again

 

I handed her a toothbrush.

 

I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

 

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

 

Shazzie xx

[Nindancer]

Tee hee hee

Sonia x

[Stumbler]

I wonder if it was the same couple involved in this :-

 

I was working in the garden this weekend and my wife was about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake. I yelled up to my wife, “Where is the rake?"

 

She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?"

 

I pointed to my eye, and then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion.

 

My wife wasn't sure and said "What?"

 

I repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"

 

My wife nodded that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her backside, and finally to her crotch. Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.

 

Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that?"

 

She replies:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Eye - left tît - behind - the bush" !!!

 

[The Dragonfly]

Haahaa, very good.

 

Stumbler, definitely the same couple.....

 

 

[Shazzie]

Got to be. Hahaha!!