What Do You Get...?

[Marina]

What do you get if you cross:

 

 

A fawn with a hornet? Bambee.

 

 

A policeman with a telegram? Copper wire.

 

 

A canary with a mole? A miner bird.

 

 

A pig with a cactus? A porkerpine.

 

 

A cat with a lemon? A sourpuss.

 

 

A banana with a red silk dress? A pink slip.

 

 

A chicken with a bell? An alarm cluck.

 

 

A duck with a steamroller? A flat duck.

 

 

An Eskimo with a pig? A polar boar.

 

 

A spider with a rabbit? A hare net.

 

 

A ham with a karate expert? Pork chops.

 

 

An owl with a goat? A hootenanny.

 

 

An Indian with a cow? Geronimoo.

 

 

A tiger with a needle? Pin stripes.

 

 

A termite with a house? An exterminator.

 

 

A dove with a high chair? A stool pigeon.

 

 

A tree with a baseball player? Babe Root.

 

 

A parrot with a centipede? A walkie-talkie.

 

 

A rabbit with a kilt? Hopscotch.

 

 

A dog with a daisy? A collie-flower.

 

 

A hummingbird with a doorbell? A humdinger.

 

 

The Green Giant with Robin Hood? A Hoe-Bow.

 

 

The Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? Halfway.

 

 

A movie with a swimming pool? A dive-in theater.

 

 

Telly Savalas with a pool table? A billiard bald.

 

 

A potato with an onion? A potato with watery eyes.

 

 

A dog with a chicken? A hen that lays pooched eggs.

 

 

A vulture with a small grass house? A scavenger hut.

 

 

An evangelist with a hockey puck? A puck that saves itself.

 

 

A pit bull with a collie? A dog that bites your leg off and runs for help.

 

 

A kangaroo with a sheep? A wooly jumper.

 

 

A gorilla and a sheep? A very nice wool coat, except the sleeves are too long.