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Marina

Notes Left for the Milkman

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Marina

"Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one."

 

"Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk."

 

"Please don't leave any more milk. All they do is drink it."

 

"Milkman please close the gate behind you because the birds

keep pecking the tops off the milk."

 

"Sorry not to have paid your bill before, but my wife had a

baby and I've been carrying it around in my pocket for weeks."

 

"Sorry about yesterdays note. I didn't mean one egg and a

dozen pints, but the other way round."

 

"When you leave my milk knock on my bedroom window and

wake me because I want you to give me a hand to turn the

mattress."

 

"Please knock. My TV's broken down and I missed last nights

'Sopranos'. If you saw it, will you tell me what happened?"

 

"My daughter says she wants a milkshake. Do you do it

before you deliver or do I have to shake the bottle?"

 

"Please send me a form for cheap milk, for I have a baby

two months old and did not know about it until a neighbour

told me."

 

"Milk is needed for the baby. Father is unable to supply it."

 

"From now on please leave two pints every other day and

one pint on the days in between, except Wednesdays and

Saturdays when I don't want any milk."

 

"My back door is open. Please put milk in 'fridge, get

money out of cup in drawer and leave change on kitchen

table, because we want to play bingo tonight."

 

"Please leave no milk today. When I say today, I mean

tomorrow, for I wrote this note yesterday...or is it today ?"

 

"When you come with the milk please put the coal on the

boiler, let dog out and put newspaper inside the screen door.

PS. Don't leave any milk."

 

"No milk. Please do not leave milk at No. 14 either as he

is dead until further notice."


Marina

(belated DX in June '05, SPMS)

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crispy

Has that really been there all that time Marina? I can't believe I've not seen it before. It certainly had me choking, but I'll forgive you :tabletalk:

 

Chris P :crutch:


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All the best,

Chris P

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