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The Perils of Texting

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Stumbler

A man received the following text from his neighbour:

 

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.

I have been tapping into your wife, day and night when you're not around.

In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.

I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

 

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

 

A few moments later, a second text came in:

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Bloody predictive text! Sorry, I meant "wifi", not "wife".

 

:moonieman:

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John aka Stumbler (as I do fall over!)

Illegitimi non carborundum

 

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming... "Wow! What a ride!"

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The Dragonfly

Oh, bad bad bad, but funny. :)

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Nindancer

Ditto that LOL x

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ptlike

Haha John bet you wish you'd turned off predictive text.

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