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The Judge

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Following a hard day in court, a judge decides to go to the pub.

 

Several whiskies later, he staggers out of the boozer and starts to walk home. On his way he feels sick and throws up all over his posh suit. Arriving home, he uses his fine legal mind to explain the mess to his wife: 'A filthy tramp vomited all over me'.

 

So his lovely wife makes him a cup of tea out of sympathy.

 

The next day the judge comes home and decides to make yesterday's story a wee bit more convincing by saying, 'You'll never guess what, but that tramp was in court today. I gave him 6 months'.

 

His understanding wife declared. 'Darling you should have given him a year - he shat in your pants as well.


ppms, dx 2001

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