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One day, God spoke to Noah. "Noah", he says, "I want you to build another

ark."

"What, like the last one?" asks Noah.

"Yes" replies God, "Except this time I want it to have 14 decks."

"And shall I load all the animals into it, two by two, like last time?"

says Noah.

"No, this time I only want you to load fish into it."

Noah is a little puzzled, "Just fish?" he asks.

"Yes" says God. "In fact, just carp."

"Just carp? Why carp?" Noah asks.

"Well......", says God, ".....I've always wanted a multi-storey carp Ark."


Remember to KYPU at all times...

(Keep Your Pecker Up)

Ppms 20-ish years.

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