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Onions and Christmas Trees

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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"

 

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions."

 

"Onions?"

 

"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

 

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter asked, "Mum, how many kinds of "willies" are there?"

 

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable." After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree."

 

"A Christmas tree?"

 

"Yes. The tree is dead, and the balls are just for decoration."

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The Dragonfly

This is my favourite one of yours Steve. I laugh so hard I get tears in my eyes.....hahaha

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lala

Ha ha ha LOVE it!

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PaulX

Getting dangerously near to home territory there. lol

Great, love it.


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,

Running over the same old ground.

What have we found?

The same old fears.

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