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Are you insured for Sexual Activity

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THE correct insurance companies for sex insurance are ........

 

SEX with your wife - Legal & General

 

SEX with your future wife - Mutual Trust

 

SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability

 

SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union

 

SEX on the telephone - Direct line

 

SEX with your biographer - Quote me happy

 

SEX in a hurry - Insure & Go

 

SEX with your boyfriend - Standard Life

 

SEX with a transvestite - Confused.com

 

SEX with some one different - GoCompare.com

 

SEX with an animal - ComparetheMeerkat.com

 

SEX with a large lady (edited for PC reasons!) - More Than

 

SEX on the back seat - Sheila's Wheels

 

SEX with an O.A.P - Saga

 

SEX with a posh bird - Privilege.com

 

SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union


John aka Stumbler (as I do fall over!)

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