Middle-age

[Catherine]

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynaecologist.

'Come now,' coaxed the doctor, 'you've been seeing me for years..There's nothing you can't tell me.'

'This one's kind of strange ....'

'Let me be the judge of that,' The doctor replied.

'Well,' she said, 'yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of five pence pieces.'

'I see.'

'That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were ten pence pieces in the bowl.'

'That night,' she went on, 'I went again. Plink-plink-plink, and there were twenty pence pieces and this morning there were fifty pence pieces! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!' she implored'. 'I'm scared out of my wits!'

The gynaecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.

'There, there, it's nothing to be scared about.'

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(Ready for this?)

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(I'm warning you.....)

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'You're simply going through the change'!

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[ptlike]

Hahaha very good

 

Best wishes

 

Peter

[Dianni]

OMG! I should have seen that coming!