new form of birth control

[skyblue7]

After having their 11th child, a couple decided that enough

was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they

weren't strong enough to nick one. The husband went

to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any

more children.

 

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would

fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go

home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can

up to his ear and count to 10.

 

The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the

world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my

ear is going to help me.

 

"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

 

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the

can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he

paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue

counting on his other hand.

[Stumbler]

 

I like the male contraceptive pill.

 

You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp................

 

[ptlike]

Oh very funny skyblue John limp already no need for pill

 

Best wishes

Peter