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A Joke for sunday

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angela

St Peter got tired with standing at the Pearly Gates all day long and

giving or denying access to heaven, so Jesus offered to take over.

 

Soon, a man came up to him."I'm looking for my son," said the man.

 

"And who are you?" asked Jesus.

 

"I suppose I'm the closest thing he has to a father," said the man.

 

"What do you do?" asked Jesus curiiously.

 

"I suppose you could say I'm a carpenter," said the man.

 

"And does you son have holes in his hands and feet?" asked Jesus excitedly.

 

"He does,yes!" shouted the man.

 

"Father!" cried Jesus.

 

"Pinocchio!" shouted Geppetto.

 

Take care bfn Angela

:tortoiseride:


Give a woman the right shoes and she can conquer the world! Bette Midler.

 

 

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dawney-t

Oh Angela, thank you. Brilliant as usual. :tortoiseride::greencar::driving:

 

I'd still like to know where you get them from though!!

 

Take care

 

Love Dawn x


MS diagnosed May 2004, PPMS diagnosed July 2004

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petac

Hi Angela

That was fantastic :greencar: can't wait to pass that one on!

Peta :tortoiseride:


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