10 things

[davslav]

Here we go troops,

List TEN things you think of right NOW

 

like this,,,,,

 

1-what relative did pass this gene on to me ?

2-when did I turn from a person to a patient ?

3-o'how I worried earlyer on that I'm a hypochondriac.

4-beter chances of wining a lotto- so whay didn't I win LOTTO

5-two years of this and when do I get better ?

6-mised a coffee with my group as I thought it was tomorow

7-^*(@$*^#&^*(@$$*#

8-end of financial year fundraising and there is cure for everything ?just give $$

9-can't remember,,I got to have a peeeee ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

10- who is going to win,,,,,???????????????

[ddgorgeous]

LOL, it ceratinly rings a few bells!

 

Ron

[highwayman]

Top stuff davslav

 

1. I've played 'this game' for 6 years now and it's getting boring.

2. I'm sick and tired of living a life governed by medication.

3. Can I go for a beer without looking p1$$ed after two sips?

4. Can I play in the park with my 5 year old daughter?

5. Why do people speak slowly and loudly to me? I'm not deaf or stupid.

6. Why do I have to pay for my prescriptions?

7. I'm not self pittying but I do feel tired and sorry for myself sometimes.

8. A sex life would be good.

9. I want to play cricket again.

10. It could be worse I could live in a poor country ruled by an evil dictator

(oh I do!!!!!)

[Hils]

Wow - I've had to think hard about this.....

 

 

1. Whoever invented MS shoud be shot.

 

2. How long will I be able to carry on working?

 

3. Why do people abuse disabled parking spaces?

 

4. Did I really once do the can-can?

 

5. Why are there so many stairs in the London Underground?

 

6. Will my children get this disease?

 

7. Its hard sometimes to remember that there are others far worse off than me.

 

8. When will they find a cure?

 

9. Why are there so many unanswerable questions?

 

10. Will I remember what the question was when I get an answer?

 

 

Hils

 

[petac]

can certainly empathise with all of you on your top ten, I think mine are:

 

1 When will people accept me as I am and stop saying are you sure its MS? you look so well

2 Why can't I cook like I used to..... the recipes now seem too hard

3 When can I read a book without my eyes jumping

4 Will I ever be able to keep up with my friends when they go out for a walk

5 Did I really run at Crystal Palace athletics competition

6 Will my girls stay healthy

7 Of the many things I miss, I miss my mind the most, especially my memory

8 Why when I stopped work did all my friend start going out to work

9 Why can't I get a medicine that works...any medicine

10 I miss the person I used to be

 

Oh dear I could get really sorry for myself now if I let myself

But I do have you lot on here and that's a real plus

Love to you all

Peta

 

ps Highway sex life? what's that??!!

[crispy]

ps Highway sex life? what's that??!!

I can remember it Peta, I could even describe it to you, but the memory hurts too much.

 

If it gives you a clue, going back to the late 60's, it had something to do with a mini-van and six inch thick foam rubber.

 

Sweet dreams,

[Marina]

six inch thick foam rubber.

A WHAT?

 

Six inches THICK???

 

SHEESH!!!

[ddgorgeous]

Marina,

 

But it is foam rubber!..............And I always thought sheesh was a type of kebab on a long thin metal skewer!

 

Ron

[crispy]

You know how it is Marina, when a guy says six inches, he really means three or four.

[ddgorgeous]

You know what they say...................sod the length, let's talk about diameter!

 

Ron

[Marina]

Naaaaaahhhhhhhh........ the saying goes:

 

Never mind the width, feel the quality!

[angela]

Well the mind boggles!, wrong way

around, I'm sure the saying is Never mind the

 

Quality feel the Width!

Take care bfn Angela

[davslav]

six inches is the length of your lipstik ,gearlys.

[ddgorgeous]

How does the song go?............I've got a tongue that's ten inches long and I've learned to breathe through my ears!

 

Ron